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  The Chatter Box : Blathering On
  
  
  
 
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Re: Ken's best complaint thread ever by bIG bLOGGER on 31 January 2009 2:27pm
 
Ken Dunn:May I say that since this is your official "Ken best
complaint(....EVER)" thread,I would truly like to see you do some real complaining,otherwise I fear that folks will start to complain that you aren't complaining enough.(I hope that was clear) And of course,if there appears a 'complaint vacuum' (so-to-speak),-- there is always the danger that MATRON will sashay herself in to fill it. :))
 
Re: Ken's best complaint thread ever by bIG bLOGGER on 1 February 2009 3:34pm
 
MESSAGE FROM MATRON:STOMP STOMP WHAT'S ALL THIS NONSENSE ABOUT ME?? STOMP STOMP YOU SCRUFFY BUNCH OF WOTSITS.GET THE BRUSH AND BROOM AND SWEEP THIS PLACE CLEAN BEFORE I HAVE A FIT. PAUSE.NOW WHO IS THIS JONATHAN WOSS GUY?? IS HE THAT SCRUFFY TV HOST WHO SAYS LEWD THINGS TO HIS NICE INVITED GUESTS?? STOMP STOMP,I WON'T HAVE THAT.HIS HAIR IS VERY GREASY AND UNTIDY AND HIS EARS ARE TOO BIG. I WILL COMPLAIN TO THE BBC ABOUT THAT,YOU LOT. STOMP STOMP.OH THEN TOO LATE FOR A HAIRCUT--HE MUST BE EXTERMINATED,HE HAS RATTED ON TOO MANY GOOD PEOPLE LIKE ME. STOMP GRUMBLE.ALERT HIGH COMMAND IMMEDIATELY AND READY DALEKS 3 AND 4 FOR ACTION;A FULL FRONTAL ASSAULT ONSLAUGHT HAS BEEN AUTHORISED.MISTER WOSS YOU ARE DEAD MEAT. GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE,FOR THE BIRDS.END OF MESSAGE.
 
Re: Ken's best complaint thread ever by Ken Dunn on 1 February 2009 5:40pm
 
Nice one bb but I'm afraid I can't complain about it!
 
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