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Re: The Palin's Travels Neverending Story by ev on 16 January 2010 3:03pm
 
Actually, Pitt soon received a letter - he almost soiled himself with joy once he read that he'd been offered a job on a haggis farm back in the home country.
 
Re: The Palin's Travels Neverending Story by bIG bLOGGER on 16 January 2010 3:28pm
 
So Pitt The Younger sat down and wrote to his father[Pitt the Elder] and said : "Papa,I have repented today and I am coming home to stay with you and Mama,and I will go to work every morning without fail at 6AM in the haggis farm,to tend to the haggis."

And so it was that Pitt the Younger returned home to his family,wearing freshly-washed underpants,and there was much rejoicing.
 
Re: The Palin's Travels Neverending Story by perfectbitch on 16 January 2010 11:06pm
 
The haggis were nervous of their new tender which had an unfortunate effect on their digestive systems. Poor Pitt was deeply in the shit.

However, determined to succeed, he....
 
Re: The Palin's Travels Neverending Story by peripatetically on 16 January 2010 11:13pm
 
(Oh, this is a new rendition of "FARM DAYS" Kaz!!!!!!!!!!)

... he removed his underwear and donned his bonnie kilt and sporran, the latter which was filled with thistle thorns.
 
Re: The Palin's Travels Neverending Story by TERRY S on 17 January 2010 2:58am
 
And they badly prickled his backside and he was a real wimp and called for his Mum and Dad to come and rescue him before the haggis got so frightened by his screaming that they bit his legs off.
 
Re: The Palin's Travels Neverending Story by kazzzz on 17 January 2010 3:41am
 
So Angelina divorced him and went off and married Russell Brand. Not that he cared, he had another love interest anyway.
 
Re: The Palin's Travels Neverending Story by ev on 17 January 2010 10:34pm
 
Despite the rumours, it was in fact not the Cheshire Cat.
 
Re: The Palin's Travels Neverending Story by peripatetically on 17 January 2010 11:11pm
 
Nor was it Peppermint Patty who cares little for the Pitt. Nonetheless, knowing himself to be better off without Angelina, he forged ahead with his thistle thorn-filled sporran and no legs and eventually found a bicycle repairman who gave him advice as follows-----
 
Re: The Palin's Travels Neverending Story by Loretto on 18 January 2010 2:53pm
 
"Stop arsing around ya bugger!"
 
Re: The Palin's Travels Neverending Story by ev on 19 January 2010 10:07am
 
Chapter 2 - The Awakening.

 
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