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	Messages 1 2 3 4 5  Re: I'm back, aren't you LUCKY?! by Strewth on 30 October 2005 5:32am   My cat is a tuxedo, named Tuxedo. He's probably about 5 now. He was stuck up a VERY tall evergreen. He was so cute and sweet, but then I made the mistake of letting him in my house, where he promptly set his butt down in front of the fire. Now he is the king of the dwelling. Scares my dog Sadie (Pitbull-Boxer-Pointer-Horse-and I swear if you look at her from certain angles, alligator mix) shitless. Tuxedo and our conversations usually go along these lines: Me: ZzZzZZZz Tux: Puuurrrrp Me: Mmhhuuuhh? Tux: MEEEEEEEOOOEOEOEEEEEWW Me: Get off me you fat cat... Tux: *digs claws in to chest of leg with a big cat grin* Puuurrrrr. Me: OW, bastard! Right I'll feed you! Tux: *Well done, foolish pink ape. You really are feeble, you know that right?* Purrrrrrr. Me: I love you too. Pisser.   Re: I'm back, aren't you LUCKY?! by Strewth on 30 October 2005 8:52am   chest or leg*   Re: I'm back, aren't you LUCKY?! by suzulu on 30 October 2005 8:09pm   THE PUSSY CAT SONG *To be sung to the tune of The Lumberjack Song* (PUSS): I’m a pussy cat, and I’m okay I prowl all night and I sleep all day (CAT'S CHOIR): He’s a pussy cat and he’s okay He prowls all night and he sleeps all day (PUSS) I climb up trees, then can’t get down Oh dear, they cause a fuss They call in the firemen To rescue poor old puss (CAT'S CHOIR): He climbs up trees, then can’t get down Oh dear, they cause a fuss They call in the firemen To rescue poor old puss (CHORUS): He’s a pussy cat and he’s okay He prowls all night and he sleeps all day (PUSS): I miaow so pathetically Pretend I am so twee Then look at them with much disdain And deftly climb down the tree (CAT'S CHOIR): He miaows so pathetically Pretends he is so twee Then looks at them with much disdain And deftly climbs down the tree (CHORUS): He’s a pussy cat and he’s okay He prowls all night and he sleeps all day Yes,I'm a pussy cat and I'm okay I prowl all night and I sleep all day Meeeowww!!   Re: I'm back, aren't you LUCKY?! by Ken Dunn on 30 October 2005 8:12pm   Great lyrics!   Re: I'm back, aren't you LUCKY?! by suzulu on 30 October 2005 8:41pm   Having a mad, silly moment, Ken, thinking of Strewth's poor cat stuck up a tree. Mike, a cat my mother used to have really did play football!   Re: I'm back, aren't you LUCKY?! by Strewth on 30 October 2005 9:47pm   Poor cat? HA! He's a right monster.   Re: I'm back, aren't you LUCKY?! by tucsonmike on 31 October 2005 2:14am   Sue, your cat played football? How?   Re: I'm back, aren't you LUCKY?! by Strewth on 31 October 2005 3:39am   It was the ball, Mike, duh! You can get a lot of air out of a cat.   Re: I'm back, aren't you LUCKY?! by suzulu on 31 October 2005 9:01pm   I shall ignore Strewth's remarks! :-) Mike, I would kick a tennis ball towards her and she would hit it back to me with her paw, this would go on back and forth until she got bored or tired which was quite quickly.   Re: I'm back, aren't you LUCKY?! by Strewth on 1 November 2005 9:45am   Aw, that's boring!   Messages 1 2 3 4 5
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