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Re: simpsons quotes by Ellerd on 27 November 2006 3:20pm
My all-time Favourite simpsons quote, from Treehouse of Horror No.3 :

Owner: Take this object, but beware, it carries a terrible curse.
Homer: (worried) Ooooh, that's bad..
Owner: But it comes with a free Frogurt!
Homer: (relieved) That's good!
Owner: The Frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: (worried) That's bad..
Owner: But you get your choice of topping!
Homer: (relieved') That's good!
Owner: The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate.
Homer: (stares blankly)
Owner: That's bad.
Re: simpsons quotes by suzulu on 27 November 2006 3:37pm
Great quotes! I love The Simpsons but can't think of any quotes!!
Re: simpsons quotes by intrepid on 27 November 2006 3:49pm
Good idea for a topic, but in some cases we should give a little context for our quotes, for the uninitiated. Sorry if I didn't get this quote quite right. I hope I don't ruin it.

Marge (on Thursday evening): Homer, the plant called. They said that if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in on Monday.

Homer: Woohoo! Four-day weekend!
Re: simpsons quotes by futuretraveller on 27 November 2006 9:19pm
Argh, there was a really brilliant quote that made me laugh a lot but I can't properly remember it. It was something to do with religion, in which Apu's religion was described as "miscellaneous". Does anyone know the proper quote?
Re: simpsons quotes by arty_farty on 27 November 2006 9:41pm
this is my fave quote from 'the last temtation of homer" just after he reverses in to a fish farm:

Fish: Homer loves Mindy! Homer loves Mindy!
Carl: Hey Homer, you're hallucinating again.
Lenny: Not a good sign.
Re: simpsons quotes by voxpops on 27 November 2006 11:57pm
A couple of oldies:

Homer: It takes two people to lie; one to lie and one to listen.
Marge: What on earth does that mean?

Sherri (or Terri, I can't remember): I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's.
[For those of you who don't know what Arby's is, it's a fast food place that serves roast beef burgers - ewww!]
Re: simpsons quotes by beccles on 28 November 2006 4:55am
Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."


Homer: With $10,000 we could be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things, like love!
Re: simpsons quotes by Sophie-Louise on 28 November 2006 12:52pm
futuretraveller, is it this one?...

Homer: No offense Apu, but when they're handing out religions you must be out taking a whizz.
Apu: Mr. Simpson, pay for your purchases and get out...and come again.


Homer: Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
Re: simpsons quotes by Sophie-Louise on 30 November 2006 1:48pm
homer dials the telephone when he has gained 70 lbs in order to stay off work due to obesity...

phone: "the fingers you have used to diall are too fat. If you would like to request a dialling wand please mash the numbers with your palm... now."
Re: simpsons quotes by kazzzz on 30 November 2006 1:55pm
I loved it when they went to the giftshop and they were all out of personalized souvenirs with "BORT" on thm and there was a kid called Bort in the shop! Snigger!
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