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| Re: simpsons quotes
by Ellerd on 27 November 2006 3:20pm |
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My all-time Favourite simpsons quote, from Treehouse of Horror No.3 :
Owner: Take this object, but beware, it carries a terrible curse.
Homer: (worried) Ooooh, that's bad..
Owner: But it comes with a free Frogurt!
Homer: (relieved) That's good!
Owner: The Frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: (worried) That's bad..
Owner: But you get your choice of topping!
Homer: (relieved') That's good!
Owner: The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate.
Homer: (stares blankly)
Owner: That's bad. |
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| Re: simpsons quotes
by suzulu on 27 November 2006 3:37pm |
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| Great quotes! I love The Simpsons but can't think of any quotes!! |
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| Re: simpsons quotes
by intrepid on 27 November 2006 3:49pm |
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Good idea for a topic, but in some cases we should give a little context for our quotes, for the uninitiated. Sorry if I didn't get this quote quite right. I hope I don't ruin it.
Marge (on Thursday evening): Homer, the plant called. They said that if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in on Monday.
Homer: Woohoo! Four-day weekend! |
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| Re: simpsons quotes
by futuretraveller on 27 November 2006 9:19pm |
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| Argh, there was a really brilliant quote that made me laugh a lot but I can't properly remember it. It was something to do with religion, in which Apu's religion was described as "miscellaneous". Does anyone know the proper quote? |
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| Re: simpsons quotes
by arty_farty on 27 November 2006 9:41pm |
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this is my fave quote from 'the last temtation of homer" just after he reverses in to a fish farm:
Fish: Homer loves Mindy! Homer loves Mindy!
Carl: Hey Homer, you're hallucinating again.
Lenny: Not a good sign.
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| Re: simpsons quotes
by voxpops on 27 November 2006 11:57pm |
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A couple of oldies:
Homer: It takes two people to lie; one to lie and one to listen.
Marge: What on earth does that mean?
Sherri (or Terri, I can't remember): I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's.
[For those of you who don't know what Arby's is, it's a fast food place that serves roast beef burgers - ewww!] |
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| Re: simpsons quotes
by beccles on 28 November 2006 4:55am |
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Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."
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Homer: With $10,000 we could be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things, like love! |
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| Re: simpsons quotes
by Sophie-Louise on 28 November 2006 12:52pm |
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futuretraveller, is it this one?...
Homer: No offense Apu, but when they're handing out religions you must be out taking a whizz.
Apu: Mr. Simpson, pay for your purchases and get out...and come again.
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Homer: Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use. |
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| Re: simpsons quotes
by Sophie-Louise on 30 November 2006 1:48pm |
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homer dials the telephone when he has gained 70 lbs in order to stay off work due to obesity...
phone: "the fingers you have used to diall are too fat. If you would like to request a dialling wand please mash the numbers with your palm... now." |
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| Re: simpsons quotes
by kazzzz on 30 November 2006 1:55pm |
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| I loved it when they went to the giftshop and they were all out of personalized souvenirs with "BORT" on thm and there was a kid called Bort in the shop! Snigger! |
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