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Re: simpsons quotes by Ellerd on 5 December 2006 10:32am

Doctor: (to Marge, Bart & Lisa) You folks are free to roam the grounds. Uh, just remember, one of our patients is a cannibal. Try to guess which one! I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.

Re: simpsons quotes by Sophie-Louise on 11 December 2006 1:11am

HAHAHA ellerd i love that one!

Wife: Now Cletus, why did ya haf to park next to my parents?
Cletus: Now, Now, Hun, they're my parents too...

Re: simpsons quotes by Ellerd on 14 December 2006 4:11am

Lisa: Bart, water will only go the other way in the Southern Hemisphere.

Bart: What the hell is the Southern Hemisphere?

Lisa: Haven't you ever looked at your globe? (tears off wrapping) See, the Southern Hemisphere is made up of everything below the equ... (Bart stares blankly) ...this line.

Bart: So say in Argentina, and Rand McNally, all their water goes backwards?

Lisa: Uh-huh. (rolling her eyes) In fact, in Rand McNally, people wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people.

Bart: (impressed) Cool!

Re: simpsons quotes by Ellerd on 14 December 2006 4:15am

or...

Mr Burns: You know Smithers, I think I'll donate one million dollars to the local orphanage ... when pigs fly!

(Burns and Smithers laugh ... suddenly a pig flies through the air)

Smithers: Will you be donating that million dollars now, Sir?

Mr Burns: No, I'd still prefer not.

Re: simpsons quotes by arty_farty on 14 December 2006 4:13pm

Maude: Soon, you'll be part of the Flanders flock.
Bart: Ha ha, you're going to be Lisa Flanders.
Lisa: You're going to be Bart Flanders.
(Bart yelps in horror)

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