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| uncle tony's problem page
by fattcslim on 3 April 2003 1:45am |
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if your feeling blue
and dont know what to do
if you feeling low i know where to go,
unlce tony's problem page
all treated here,free of charge |
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| Re: uncle tony's problem page
by risible-phyll on 3 April 2003 1:59am |
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Dear old Uncle Tone
I know i'm not alone
I really have a Michael thing,
is it so really wrong?!!
I love the way he talks
I love the way he walks
i love the way he smiles a lot
it makes the women flock
Please help me uncle Tony
but this might sound so phoney
I'd like to travel with this guy
and be his one and only !!!
Uncle Tone please please make my wish come true!!!! I'll PAy !
Phyll x
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| Re: uncle tony's problem page
by fattcslim on 3 April 2003 2:38am |
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dear phyll, i think the only answer i have for you is this
happy birthday 2 uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
happy birthady 2 uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
happy birthday dear phyllllllllllll
happy birthday 2 uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu |
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| Re: uncle tony's problem page
by fattcslim on 3 April 2003 2:38am |
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| oh and keep taking the pills |
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| Re: uncle tony's problem page
by pandk2 on 3 April 2003 8:48am |
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Dear Uncle Tony,
I have a friend who's marries to a real tirant...
He sends her out to work and then sits about chatting on the INTERNET of all things!
It gets worse...he waits until she comes home and makes her make HIM a cuppa!
He sends emails to people about the female brain,he's just TERRIBLE!
AND, worst of all, he doesn't like creme eggs and mentions this horrible revelation at every given opportunity!
How does one deal with such a man?
Pauline (her real name) is at the end of her tether....advice PLEASE Uncle Tony!
:)Karen |
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| Re: uncle tony's problem page
by fattcslim on 3 April 2003 12:32pm |
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mmm, karen this is a tricky one, it sounds to me like you friend pauline needs to try and sort some sort of s comprimise out.maybe if she stopped whining and just got on with it and made that cuppa and hurried up about it because im sure the husband is as he sounds a really nice busy man, just trying to spread some happiness around the world by sharing his joyful personalaty
uncle tony
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| Re: uncle tony's problem page
by risible-phyll on 3 April 2003 1:08pm |
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Uncle Tony , I wish to say a big thank you for my birthday song!!!!!
Can you tell me when you will be releasing it on to C.D ? or will it be on vinyl only because I have heard that you are quite and old fashioned kinda guy, who still believes that a woman doesn't need a watch because she has a clock on her cooker!!!
Please can I have the first signed copy
Phyll x |
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| Re: uncle tony's problem page
by pandk2 on 3 April 2003 1:12pm |
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Uncle Tony...exactly what are your qualifications?
:)Karen |
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| Re: uncle tony's problem page
by fattcslim on 3 April 2003 1:28pm |
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| im a city and guilds in pet care and pat shop managment and also a phd in mad palinites |
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| Re: uncle tony's problem page
by peripatetically on 3 April 2003 4:12pm |
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Dear Uncle Tony, I fear your qualifications don't quite measure up. It sounds like Lucy Brown 's dilutional thoughts of being a psychiatrist. Do you give free kisses too?
What's that picture under your "shingle"? A man toting a woman by the hair and carrying a club in his other hand... Hmmmmm
Potential patients, BEWARE!
Patty~ |
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