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Questions I Would Ask Palin If A Miracle Happened by notquitenglish on 5 April 2003 5:32am
 
The miracle being I get to meet him....

Questions I would ask the Flying Circus Palin: What is it with you and Raquel Welch? How did you keep your mouth open so much during "Interesting People" without dribbling? Did you keep Luigi Vercotti's sunglasses (they were kinda cool)? What did you get most embarrassed about during the filming of the series?
Questions I would ask "Wanda" Palin: Why did you let them dress you like that? How many times did you have to do the kissing scene with Jamie Lee Curtis? How many times did you have to do the almost-kissing scene with Kevin Kline? Who did your hair????
Questions I would ask Palin Of the Sahara: One hump or two? Was it hot over there, or REALLY hot? Will you promise *never* to tell us again about throwing up out of your ear? (PLEASE!)
Questions I would ask Palin In General:
How does someone smoke, inflict violence on people and animals, have things stuck up your nose including ones own fingers, dress up as a woman, go butt-naked, use very bad language, get sick, make out with various women, and do all this in front of a camera so *millions of people can see*, and still look friendly and innocent? (well maybe not innocent)
And will you please be careful no matter
where you go next, because we love you a lot and we worry.
 



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