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Funny or thought provoking t-shirt slogans by Lounge Trekker on 8 January 2008 4:21pm
 
Seen on a shapely woman at the beach:

"Save the males"

Or on the bumper of a scientist's car:

"Stop plate tectonics"

Or:

"I'm with stupid (arrow to one side)"

Lounge Sociologist
 
Re: Funny or thought provoking t-shirt slogans by Spursfan on 8 January 2008 5:34pm
 
One of the best (and I own it, or at least I did a few years ago):

"I'm Fat, You're Ugly, But I can diet."

On our front bumper we have a plate (bought in US)alongside another one concerning saving the manatees:

"When I die bury me upside down so the world can kiss my butt" (or something similar - it isn't in front of me at the mo'!!).

Most people laugh or at least smile - I have only seen a couple of people who have taken offence!!
 
Re: Funny or thought provoking t-shirt slogans by JHorst on 8 January 2008 6:50pm
 
Marijuana...a least its not crack!

Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt, then its hilarious.

Jesus died for my sins and all I got was this lousy tee shirt.
 
Re: Funny or thought provoking t-shirt slogans by elina on 8 January 2008 7:19pm
 
"Men are like parking spaces: the best ones are taken, the rest are too small..."

"Stop looking at me. You're wasting your time."
 
Re: Funny or thought provoking t-shirt slogans by fairygirl48 on 8 January 2008 11:12pm
 
"Bach off. I'm a musician."

"Excuse me, but...you're sucking out my will to live."
 
Re: Funny or thought provoking t-shirt slogans by arty_farty on 9 January 2008 12:24am
 
'one by one the penguins steal my sanity'

and

'im a fireman incase of hot emergancy pull here' ( with an arrow pointing down) (worn on an actual fireman)
 
Re: Funny or thought provoking t-shirt slogans by kazzzz on 9 January 2008 12:31am
 
Worn by my schoolfriend who had just had a breast enlargement:

LOOK AT MY TITS
 
Re: Funny or thought provoking t-shirt slogans by Ken Dunn on 9 January 2008 12:42am
 
FCUK - It stands for a company called French Connection United Kingdom and I think the abbreviation of the company's name has a very unfortunate combination. Much better would have been UKFC because no United Kingdom Football Club exists!
 
Re: Funny or thought provoking t-shirt slogans by arty_farty on 9 January 2008 12:47am
 
at the nye party i went to someone had a t-shirt of a french detective with a magnifying glass with 'are those real' underneath
 
Re: Funny or thought provoking t-shirt slogans by Palin_Lover on 9 January 2008 2:09am
 
Lol!!! These are great!!

"I ran out of sick days so I called in dead."
 
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