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Russia Invades the Wrong Georgia. by tucsonmike on 15 September 2008 2:28pm
 
I was having fun with this on my blog. Just some more silliness. Feel free to add to it.
Russian Marines are landed on a coast with palm trees. They move inland in the darkness. They spot a sign that says "Georgia Peaches."

"Lieutenant, we are in Georgia, one marine chirps happily."

The Lieutenant grunts, "Anton, what is wrong with that sign?"

"I don't know Lieutenant."

"Fool! The sign is in English! We are in the wrong Georgia. I thought that voyage below deck was too long. We are in the wrong Georgia! Look at those people over there!," the Lieutenant gasps pointing toward a group of African Americans hanging out in front of a rural general store speaking Gullah. What do you see, Anton?"

"I see people, Lieutenant."

"What do those people look like?"

"They are a little sunburned."

"They are a LOT sunburned. Do you see those kind of people in our Georgia?"

"Why no, maybe they are migrants."

"Migrants my eye! We are in the wrong Georgia!"

"So where are we, Lieutenant?"

"You've heard of the United States, have you not Anton? Well that is where we are!"

"Cool, Hollywood! A voice pops up from the rear."

"Shut up Sergei! The only way you are going to see Hollywood is through prison bars if I as your leader don't get you out of this mess."

Suddenly a voice calls out from the General Store. It was Leroy Poole, a local drunk. "Y'all, there are some white folks in the woods in camaflage. They ain't hunters and they ain't the Klan, but they sure do talk funny."

A female voice called out, "Leroy Poole, you fool. Drunk again with the Lords day tomrrow. You should be ashamed of yourself."

Another voice among the group whispered. "Leroy's right. They was speakin' some language that ain't English. Boys, keep the women inside and let's git our guns."
 
Re: Russia Invades the Wrong Georgia. by Ellerd on 20 September 2008 5:52am
 
I've heard the good folk of Tbilisi are yet to receive their aid packages from George W.

However, there seems to be a surplus of flour, rice and bottled water in Atlanta for some reason...
 



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