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Captions for Santa... by MMMmmm... on 6 December 2008 1:21am
 
Public radio here has a cartoon of Santa on the couch, and invited people to write captions:

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=97707181

Captions anyone?
 
Re: Captions for Santa... by MMMmmm... on 6 December 2008 3:29am
 
Here's one:

"Of course you can't get all their parents jobs and houses."
 
Re: Captions for Santa... by Lounge Trekker on 6 December 2008 4:38am
 
"So, let's see if I heard you right...the elf with the red hat, the guy with all the bells...he's the one you say absconded with the money in the Sally-Ann Christmas kettle? And you didn't give him a ride home?"

"What were you feeling?"
 
Re: Captions for Santa... by MMMmmm... on 6 December 2008 6:13am
 
:D

"I know you didn't want to catch the reindeer in that position... in a public place... like the mall..."
 
Re: Captions for Santa... by ev on 6 December 2008 10:52am
 
"Many older men experience baldness, Santa. It's time you stopped trying to hide it with that red hat and not be embarrassed by how you look".
 
Re: Captions for Santa... by johnnythemonkey on 6 December 2008 5:59pm
 
" So you don't even like children a LITTLE ? "
 
Re: Captions for Santa... by Ken Dunn on 6 December 2008 8:39pm
 
Dear Santa, I'm fed up being an analyst; take me to paradise.
 
Re: Captions for Santa... by MMMmmm... on 6 December 2008 9:40pm
 
"Have you ever heard of Viagra?"
 
Re: Captions for Santa... by kazzzz on 6 December 2008 10:39pm
 
LOL Pete!!!!
 
Re: Captions for Santa... by mrsthing on 7 December 2008 1:14am
 
My favorite wasn't on the list, but was mentioned in the comments:

"First I heard a gun shot...then 'you betcha' .... and the next thing I knew Rudolf was dead."

I can't top that one!
 
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