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George WALKER Bush:In just over 1 week he will WALK... by bIG bLOGGER on 12 January 2009 3:59pm
 
Yahoo!
The President's envisaged "yet to do" List:

1. (a)Attend Hussein Obama's inauguration ceremony(...mmm..maybe NOT!)(Damned Democrats..)
(b)Congratulate comedian/senator Al Franken..(No!..That's not funny!)
2.Issue Presidential pardons to...(hey!..Who the hell do they think I AM?--Bill Clinton?)
3.Secure my legacy...(mmm-Done!)
4.Make sure I've still got some place to live...(the CIA told me I gotta vacate the White house!Damn,shucks,me an' Barney an'all,we was gettin' to like livin' here..)
5.Have a last look round for those goddam WMD's-(goddam it,they MUST be somewheres!)
6. (a)Phone President Nouri Al-Maliki to congratulate him on 'OPERATION IRAQI FREEDOM',and say : "Well Done,guy!"
(b)Phone President Putin,and tell him:"You criticised my military action against Iraq.."Go f**k yaself,you Russki bear,and the troika you rode in on!.."
7. Cross various people off our 2009 Christmas Card List:John Kerry,Al Gore,Jose Luis Zapatero,Hugo Chavez,Francoise Ducros,Jean Chretien(cretin! ha ha!);Bishop Desmond Tutu,Ken Livingstone,Nelson Mandela,Fidel Castro,Paul O'Neill...oh,dammit,the list is so long we'll just forget sending Christmas cards next year..
8.Remember to present Tony Blair with the US Congressional Medal Of Honour (for services rendered..)

....mmm...let's see if I can think of anything else...?
 
Re: George WALKER Bush:In just over 1 week he will WALK... by mrsteabag on 12 January 2009 4:23pm
 
ROFL, bIG! But you forgot some reference to new-qu-ler weapons. :)
 
Re: George WALKER Bush:In just over 1 week he will WALK... by vlad all over on 12 January 2009 10:10pm
 
Amazing. 8 years as the world's most powerful man and I've only just found out what the 'W' stands for!!! Mind you I only found out Gordon Brown was blind in one eye when Michael McIntyre did a comedy routine about it last year.

And it's definitely Walker is it? You sure that's not a typo?
 
Re: George WALKER Bush:In just over 1 week he will WALK... by peripatetically on 12 January 2009 11:15pm
 
Walker is correct. It's a family name.
 
Re: George WALKER Bush:In just over 1 week he will WALK... by sighthound on 13 January 2009 12:42am
 
Did you hear W at his last (YEAH!!!) press conference today? The guy was babbling at times while he was trying to defend himself and his Administration's record. And the only mistake he readily admitted to was the "Mission Accomplished" sign on the aircraft carrier. He considers not finding weapons of mass destruction in Iraq a "disappointment", not a mistake. Unbelievable....
 
Re: George WALKER Bush:In just over 1 week he will WALK... by mrsthing on 13 January 2009 1:54am
 
It's definitely Walker. His cousin is my brother-in-law!

I was curious about what he'd say, but I couldn't listen to him, because I knew it would make me angry, and Mr. Thing hates it when I yell at the television. Besides, I had to work.

He's already issued some pardons. He rescinded one the next day, too. Oops. Stupid b*stard!
 
Re: George WALKER Bush:In just over 1 week he will WALK... by tucsonmike on 13 January 2009 1:55am
 
BBC America is doing a two part report about Bush's legacy. Tonight was from his 2000 campaign to the overthrow of Saddam. People forget he had a 92% approval rating at one point. Then it all went down the tube. I am waiting for tomorrow night.
 
Re: George WALKER Bush:In just over 1 week he will WALK... by mrsthing on 13 January 2009 1:59am
 
I haven't forgotten. I was just as incredulous then as I am now. But at least now I don't feel like a raving lunatic.

BTW, my BIL is just as glad to see cousin George going as anyone else is.
 
Re: George WALKER Bush:In just over 1 week he will WALK... by Lounge Trekker on 13 January 2009 4:05am
 
I think you guys must be standin' too close to the fire to be cookin' his goose. Like he himself says, "I think you guys misunderestimated me."

"I know I'm $8000.00 in debt to VISA! I keep charging for the frequent flier miles. I'm going to need a ticket out of the country when this all melts down."

Judy Maddigan

 
Re: George WALKER Bush:In just over 1 week he will WALK... by vlad all over on 13 January 2009 9:32am
 
Sorry I forgot, you americans don't use the word w*nker.
 
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