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"Ask jtm...": Uncle Johnny answers all your pressing personal questions by bIG bLOGGER on 26 February 2009 4:18pm
 
FROM: Nicole Kidman.

Hi! dear Uncle Johnny,
My name is Nicole,I'm 41 years old,I was born in Honolulu in Hawaii,so like President Obama I guess that makes me,er,an American citizen or Australian,I'm a bit confused myself!!I'm an Australian actress,and the last movie I was in was called (guess what!!)"Australia".
A Sydney radio station (2day FM) rang my agent and asked for an interview so I rattled on a bit then they quoted me as talking about my whole body (which you know isn't very big) but I was actually talking about my whole body of work. Sometimes the media puts me right out of context,it gets up my nose.
I am wonder if you loved me in that my last movie and what did you think of my hunky co-star Hugh Jackman,--wasn't he cute? (RSVP)
 
Re: "Ask jtm.." : Uncle Johnny answers all your pressing personal questions by bIG bLOGGER on 26 February 2009 4:40pm
 
FROM: Hugh Jackman.

Howdie Uncle Johnny,
I'm an Australian actor,singer,dancer,and film star; I'm 41 yrs age with fantastic sexy good looks (so they all tell me!); my name is Hugh Jackman but well,the trouble is,I suffer from low self-esteem.
What do you think my problem could be,please? Please don't just say it's a case of "low self-esteem"...
It isn't helping that the producers are telling me that due to downsizing and the recession,(what the hell's "downsizing" for godssakes?) my next film will be called "New Zealand". I think this is adding to my low-esteem problems.

p.s. my last job was presenting the Oscars in Hollywood,but,damn,seeing all those great awards given to other people,well it depressed me no end.
p.s.s: Can you help me,please,I'm desperate. (RSVP)
 
Re: "Ask jtm...":Agony Auntie Johnnie answers all your pressing personal questions by johnnythemonkey on 26 February 2009 5:38pm
 
Johnny is spelt like this.
 
Re: "Ask jtm...":Agony Auntie Johnnie answers all your pressing personal questions by Ken Dunn on 26 February 2009 9:28pm
 
What can I do to solve the financial crisis of the world?
~
Besides making sure that palinstravels big green joke book gets well used.
 
Re: "Ask jtm...": Uncle Johnny answers all your pressing personal questions by bIG bLOGGER on 28 February 2009 3:22pm
 
Ken Dunn : well done,mate! I can tell you have asked a very pressing and very relevant question here,which is important for the future of our bIG world.

p.s. please take note that the title of this thread has been amended in accordance with johnny's instructions.
 
Re: "Ask jtm...": Uncle Johnny answers all your pressing personal questions by johnnythemonkey on 2 March 2009 7:13am
 
LOL bIG, you are not very observant ! I actually typed 'Johhny is spelt like this '. I've edited it !
 
Re: "Ask jtm...": Uncle Johnny answers all your pressing personal questions by kazzzz on 2 March 2009 7:23am
 
I have a question...BB why does Johnny think you're female?
 
Re: "Ask jtm...": Uncle Johnny answers all your pressing personal questions by johnnythemonkey on 2 March 2009 7:31am
 
Cos of the pic she sent me ! She's even better looking than you. :)
 
Re: "Ask jtm...": Uncle Johnny answers all your pressing personal questions by kazzzz on 2 March 2009 7:46am
 
* is not jealous *
 
Re: "Ask jtm...": Uncle Johnny answers all your pressing personal questions by johnnythemonkey on 2 March 2009 7:52am
 
You'll always be my fave though. :)
 
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