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Buttercup Applelips!! by Clare on 23 February 2005 5:17pm
I was sent this as an email ages ago and it really made me giggle. So when soemone else sent it too me again I thought I would share it with you.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose... Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to
determine your new first name:

a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gadget
e = crispy f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball
i = cheeky j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie
m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus
q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tulefel
u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper
y = dinky z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger
e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle
i = cutie j = monkey k = potty l = liver
m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster
q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil
u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu
y = gorilla z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose
e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts
i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain
m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits
q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer
u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = brains z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
And Michael's would be Buttercup Applelips. Anyway it made me smile!!
Re: Buttercup Applelips!! by KateC on 23 February 2005 6:30pm
Hehe. Excellent stuff :D Made me smile too.
I'm Tulefel Applesniffer! daughter of Boobie Applesniffer and Zsa-zsa (Or Crispy) Applesniffer (nee Bubbletush)
Re: Buttercup Applelips!! by Dr. Piglet on 23 February 2005 6:38pm
how appropriate for mike!


zippy bubbleshorts

Re: Buttercup Applelips!! by Spursfan on 23 February 2005 7:04pm
Great! I'm Zippy Liverlips!


Oh wait, my first name's Elizabeth so....

Cheeky Liverlips! Not much better, if anything, worse! And I'm married to Cutie Liverlips!
Re: Buttercup Applelips!! by Ahren on 23 February 2005 9:26pm
Ha ha! thats great!!!
Im Snotty Wafflesquirt!!!
Re: Buttercup Applelips!! by Ken Dunn on 23 February 2005 10:37pm
I'm Zippy Chickenchunks and my wife is
Crispy Chickenchunks and my daughter is Pinky Chickenchunks. Must tell the staff of KFC the next time we visit!
Re: Buttercup Applelips!! by Sophie-Louise on 23 February 2005 11:12pm
doofus bubblebrain!
Re: Buttercup Applelips!! by kazzzz on 24 February 2005 12:11am
Loopy Appletush hmmm....i thought my name might contain "creme egg" somewhere there!
Re: Buttercup Applelips!! by Diamond on 24 February 2005 12:22am
Zippy Picklehead!!!! - well i do have senior moments from time to time
Re: Buttercup Applelips!! by hello on 24 February 2005 7:00am
I'm Buttercup Applebutt!
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